Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Later, at a bar:

They took everything from their 4-door concept and the person in charge said “Good. Now add depression and discord.”

Dodge Rams are becoming the Florida of vehicle world.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

Lamborghini.
Engine swap.
Rotary (x4).
Quebec.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Now that’s quite a pole position.

3/5 Mustangs

Burn level - code word clearance

This is what Mercedes-Benz calls “color” for the 2017 S-Class. Only five almost-indistinguishable blacks to pick from? This palette looks like the rainbows you see in the People’s Republic of Imgonnafuckingkillmyselfistan.

It’s orange and it’s a con. I see a trend here.

Exactly. V12s are for real presidents. V8s are for secretaries.

My E46's Easter egg is a ticking time bomb water pump. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BAVARIA! THAT’LL BE $800!

You shut your whorish mouth!

Bro...do you even SEMA? Just kidding, I think a bone stock look with all that power would be sweet.

My BFF and I met at our Catholic college, we had both mostly given up our religion by that point, but we had the history/tradition. Fast forward 10 years, her (now) husband was raised atheist and it's always amazing to watch his face as she describes some of the intricacies of the Catholic faith to him. He gets this…