That wifi name sounds like every 2nd post on 4chan /b/

Where is LulzSec when you need them?

where are these carbon nanotube batteries that last 10x longer than normal batteries?

Cruise NNEMP?

So it MAY be able to withstand a light breeze depending on how light it is.

Laptop is the category

So true, but rather than list every country it doesn't work in - let's just say it doesn't work anywhere except the United States.

"loses"

Might have to try Google+ again - at least Google know how to make advertising relatively unobtrusive.

triple please

Given Windows 8 is coming out it would be nice if Microsoft now started offering a "Free Upgrade to Windows 8" for anyone buying Windows 7 this year.

Actually you don't even need to look at IP addresses, the only thing you need to look at is the email address on the return email.

Hitler was popular for a while also, doesn't mean it is the correct choice.

all i can think of now is the movie "The Road"

Apple lawyers currently investigating whether they can sue IBM for copying Apple's future ideas.

I remember similar articles about how the iPhone had an insurmountable lead and couldn't lose on market share to Android. How did that turn out?

In Rod We Trust.

When in doubt Matt, ask Matias Duarte (see link)

This is quite obviously a large, cloaked observation station used by aliens to monitor and study us for scientific interest.

Omega Planet Ocean +1