She needs some cheese for all that whinning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I should also note, the same thing applies when we say that men are somehow more feminine because they dance, or do gymnastics. Disregarding their personal masculinity is also extremely disrespectful in itself.

I can’t see how anyone playing tennis would look like a “Barbie Doll.” The anount of running on average is 3 miles in a match, for competitive tennis players.

Lol, let them seethe. They cannot stand that a black woman is dominating their lily white sport. The fact that she’s not a size 4 is just salt in their wounds.

Her rivals could try to emulate her physique, but most of them choose not to

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

Love Toni and Drew, but dying mothers?

Enjoying a little Bolivian marching powder? Investigating spinal monkey grafting?

“And Christ said, “This is my body, which is given up to you.

So many ways to go with this;

my dude spent his whole life in south america, he knows what’s what

Mess’OEspresso’s got it...he’s fucking around with that Bolivian papal energy powder. How do you think he stays so skinny?

[holds up a french fry]

And ladies, getting sand in your clam won’t produce a pearl someday.

That’s just disgusting in my opinion. You are litearlly fornicating in the world’s toliet. There is no faster way to contract some kind of gross sickness.

1 oz vodka

Or how to treat sand burn on your entire back.

Any advice for male first time users? I got a little vibrator key chain back in college from my campus sex ed place during the opening day club recruitment fair, but it was tiny and weak, more useful as a conversation starter (look, I’ve got a vibrator attached to my keys!) then actually getting me off.

What if I pull the vibrator out of my partner like I'm King Arthur and its the Sword in the Stone... Can I lay claim then?