In 99% of the world, it’s her baby until she turns it over to someone else. Only very recently have some states allowed the use of pre-birth parentage orders.

It’s all about the lining.

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

It’s just another bulge they want us to admire. Not gonna.

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

citation needed

I will never be pregnant with a chold either.

I would like to point something out that nobody seems to have noticed about this particular outfit of hers. It is based on traditional Dutch folk costume. She is wearing metal headgear that strongly resembles something called an oorijzer (“ear iron”) The rectangular bits (“books”) and the “curls” are usually not…

Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

We can’t force woman to stop breast feeding on busses...so why should we force men to close their legs?

Penis-owner here.

I have come to the conclusion that I am not a fan of ‘slice of life’ movies. If the only premise of a film is “Watch as these kooky but very relatable people go through some stuff and live their life. They’ll probably laugh and likely cry. The end.”, then it isn’t for me. Maybe it makes me weird, but I don’t want…

Honestly, Pratt lame ass shouldn’t on the list. He’s not attractive, says stupid shit, abuses animals who I suspect is pretty right-wing but hides it for PR purposes and keep Marvel off his ass.

Hey dumb can be sexy, haven’t you ever had a sex idiot?

New Zealand? Must be a hobbit thing.

Why did you post a gif of Chris Pratt from zero dark thirty?

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

Concept: Kanye West has been cursed by Kardashians; he must appear on their show/be visible in their “brand”. The only way to keep the curse at bay is if he substitutes someone in his place. Frank Ocean went as tribute.