Blue Lagoon! Yes. I blame my puberty on Blue Lagoon.

Mine are “were” and “has been”

I watched “9-5" many times over as a child as well. On VHS repeat? I can’t make sense of this memory. Did I really sit on the living room floor with my friends, watch “9-5" , rewind it, and watch it again? And again? And like it more and more with each viewing? Movies in the 80s might have only been great because…

Star for penis-ownership.

Chris Pine’s mother was briefly my marital therapist.

I am a somewhat successful female screenwriter. I get passed A LOT of scripts to read these days by studios, independent producers...everyone. I’ve been on juries for festivals and contests and truly, there just aren’t that many women submitting their stuff. So...it starts with you writers out there. Finish stuff.…

Madonna tries too hard. (Many say.)

Mass.

Why AFTER the inauguration?

Exactly.

I felt bad for him as you do. And I believe in redemption. But I don’t think Donnie Jr uses his inherited power (nor the wisdom of his recovery from substance abuse) to do anything good.

His teeth always feel like they’re looking right at you.

On behalf of all the fucking wildlife he’s shot for entertainment/to manage his fucking Daddy issues, I’ll confirm his bladder problem. He used to pee in my friend’s bed all the time. I helped wash the sheets. He’s a very dehydrated person and would destroy the White House’s plumbing and this concerns me.

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

I passed off the “Neiman Marcus Cheesecake” as my own once.

He’s a bendy Trump.

Trump Stumps.

Ha ha, Todal. I love everything.

Just posted somewhere else that I am chummy with a member of Beyonce’s law team and said member tell me both Beyonce and Jay-Z were in cahoots on this and thought it might bring some traffic to Tidal. (The same Todal Madonna is also involved in.) (And Madonna and Amy being managed by the same fella.)

Or a terrible sense of humour, depending on your view of the video.