Hmm... well, first of all, Tacko had a foot in the restricted area so that can’t be a charge. Second, there was minimal contact on the initial drive. It looks much more like a flop and - I imagine - if roles were reversed, you’d chastize Duke for another flop.

Imagine hating Duke so much you’re this salty over a player as fun as Zion Williamson.

I guess we have to pull for McDonald’s and KFC to do him in.

Equally amazing (to me) is how I’m greyed out on Splinter but this troll can post bullshit all day long so everyone can read and comment on it.

It’s going to be wonderful watching her fall back to earth in the eyes of the low information Splinter crowd.  God help her if she has to compromise on something to maintain some minimal level of viability in Congress

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

Seriously, is every member of the office working on a take here?  Burneko?  Drew?  Barry? Samer?  That one soccer guy?  I’m waiting.

Is any of this true? Is there really a basketball team in New Orleans?

You were alive when the Cardinals moved to Arizona but not alive when the Raiders and Rams left L.A.?

The Cubs know all about the wrong way to be a sensitive pee baby.

I’m sure you didn’t set out to prove my point, but thanks all the same

Every venue that has ever hosted a live sporting event is filled with drunken, profane, loudly belligerent men, but here we have a woman who’s distinguished herself cheering the actual game action singled out and silenced.

Northwestern official: “Zing low, sweet Harriot.”

I think overall athlete improvement happens even faster than we realize.

Bonds isn’t even the best Giant player of all time...

I just hope the loser tosses the board, sending the pieces flying, as tradition dictates.

That is in itself an interesting omen of things to come in 2019, a season that looked from afar like it could have been (and still probably will be) the one-note reign of Djoker all over again.

You just called yourself an adult and then called someone else a bitch online. Great job today, mothefucker.

That word has only one purpose, which is to degrade. If it cannot be used by everyone (shouldn’t by anyone, in my view), then it’s meaning hasn’t changed. You cannot co-opt a slur; it’s never benign.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…