Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...

Hey look, it’s a bunch of asshole young people who are probably racist sexist asshole xenophobe assholes! We could either just ignore them — or we could write a whole goddamn article about them! What should we do?

Jesus Christ. Can’t even be snarky about this. Another day in Fuckin’ ‘Merica.

Shut the fuck up, Flea. It’s a goddamn basketball game and you’re a goddamn Australian.

Fuck Conor.

Another instance of ballin’ while black. Damn AmeriKKKa

You’re so fucking wrong about Yuengling I want to either weep or break one over your fucking goddamn head. Fucking cunt.

I don’t think Landon looks like an asshole here. I think the writer of this asshole article looks like an asshole. I’m also pulling for Mexico. Why not pull for Mexico? They’re our neighbors, for Chrissakes.

Now’s the time when you mention some ‘80s movie and randomly drop the name of a half-assed celebrity you ran into in Vegas at 4 a.m. last weekend while doing tequila shots and smoking Winstons with your Boston buddies.

One thing we know for sure: he was not fucking so hard he head butted her in the head.

Don’t have a big problem with Mark Jackson. I do have a problem with 40-something jack-off writers acting like 20-something jack-off writers on the Internet. Bill Simmons mastered this crap a long time ago, and he still sucks.

James ain’t tryna hear that.

Fucking nailed it.

Actually, the writer of this article is the extremely sensitive baby. Verlander just sounded a little annoyed. You, Chris Thompson, sound like you’re making a big fucking deal out of a big fucking nothing.

You’ll be happy to all Yadi a bitch to his face, yes? Let’s set this thing up.

Except that he is.

I’m getting to be an oldish whiteish (quarter Filipino) man . When I was in high school in the ‘70s, Richard Pryor was the Mack-Daddy-A-Number-One standup comedian in the universe, bar none. He was so far above the rest of the field he might as well have been performing on Saturn.

This is why Trump is in the White House. A bunch of college kids are singing the actual lyrics to an actual song, and a bunch of people are going apeshit over it, thereby giving more fuel to argument that the left has its head up its ass and keeps focusing on irrelevant shit.

Hey look everybody! A half-assed sportswriter dude hated on Duke’s basketball program! That’s never happened before! It sucks being a five-time national champion that doesn’t have to cheat to win, unlike the Good Guys over there in Chapel Hill! Hey Tom Ley — fuck off! Thanks!

I don’t really think EVERYONE is rooting for Tiger Woods. For example, I’m not. In fact, I hope that fake, two-faced asshole blows up, shoots 160 over the first two rounds, and wanders back to Irrelevantland.