The ref had large money on Marquette. Can’t blame a man for tryna get paid.

Will Cain is an idiot who’s also just stupid enough to know how to draw attention to himself. See, he just did again in this comment about Will Cain in this article that Deadspin wrote about Will Cain, thereby ensuring that Will Cain keeps his name out there. See, there it is again!

You fucking dipshits don’t even know who these guys are? And you write for a sports website? Go stick your heads in a toilet. You disgust me. You disgust your parents. You are a pox on humankind.

Donald Young is a whiny asshole who never gives anyone else credit for anything and can’t get over the fact that he never became more than a mediocre pro after dominating the juniors. I doubt that Ryan said it, and I hope he didn’t. But we’ll find out for sure I guess.

Here’s a guess: He grew up an NC State fan, but because he was a good student smart enough to get into Duke, he obviously went to Duke, because Duke is Duke. So now he is a fan of both teams, because you don’t just give up your lifelong favorite team.

Not sure why it’s such a big deal that he said he doesn’t really get into it. Not everybody gives a shit about Christmas. In fact, more than half the world doesn’t give a shit about Christmas.

This is a vaginal discrepancy of Napoleonic proportions, whereby the scatological emphasis on placebo scrotum will no doubt infiltrate the sphincter entomologist to a ricky ricardo degree of flatulence and renegotiate every glandular reconnaissance which hath no fury of flagrant indigestion.

Would’ve been really swell if you’d shown up in November 2016, too. Oh well, better late than never, yes?

I believe I’ll take Kareem’s wisdom and POV over pretty much anyone with any connection to Deadspin or The Fucking Root.

We always called it “dressing” at my family’s Thanksgiving, and I ain’t colored. Lots of onion and herbs mixed in to flava it up real nice.

I like Nick, I hate Nick. I think he’s either the future of tennis or headed for a quick exit to irrelevance. He could win a dozen majors or maybe not win another ATP tournament the rest of his life. Such is Nick.

I just finished watching it on DVR because I have young kids and I get about 2 hours a night to actually watch what I want to. Anyway, great competition, great event, exactly what tennis needed. Up until the end I was sure Nick was gonna win the breaker against Fed and then Sock/Isner were gonna take home the trophy,…

Whoa, that’s a lotta verbiage for a story about an empty stadium. I didn’t make it through to the end, or even the middle, or even the quarter-mile mark. But what I gather is that the stadium is too far away, the seats suck, it costs too much, and the Niners are a bunch of talentless mooks.

Dude was just trying to shred the heavies, then ate it when things got gnarly. Can’t judge, can’t cry.

Rickey actually had three HOF careers: two as a player and one as a HOF dickhead.

Eck is maybe the second greatest closer of all time, behind Mo. He was also an All-Star as a starter.

And bros all over America instantly fell in love.

So you can’t hate white people who get away with murder as well as black people who get away with murder? It has to be one or the other? That’s the kind of stupidass shit you’re peddling here, is it?

Hard to believe a guy who created a “Yankees Suck” T-shirt could turn out to be such a dickhead. Go figger.

That’s illegal. You’re not supposed to pick up the ball and run with it in soccer.