“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

I feel like he’s gonna get sworn in and then in a few months have a “health issue” that requires him to resign. Or he’ll just constantly tour the country for cheering white crowds and let Pence do all the work from day one.

I’m the same. I just read the transcripts bc I.CAN’T. with her on video. Nope. This clip is safe to watch, though, even for us. I did. Because she’s out of her element, on a very liberal show, with a VERY established and famously popular host who actually ROASTED Cheeto at the WHCD one year!

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I don’t think they know of or could handle period pee!

“I can do everything you can do, while bleeding and feeling like I’m being kicked in the belly, and you’re scared of seeing the wrappers? Is that what you’re telling me?”

Stick it to the mirror after use. That’ll show them who’s the boss.

Maybe I’m from some fucked up tribe of men, but hits in the balls were always fair game. Grade school through highschool. If you weren’t on your guard that’s on you. And if you pulled some shit on someone, and they ballthwapped you, it was fair punishment and even funnier.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.