Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

Looks like they might be...

That was genuinely hilarious.

I...well...I...I just don’t get sports fans. The same people that cheered Reyes would be giving BURNING TAKES about an unpaid college athlete taking $200 bucks so his mother can pay her utility bills.

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

I got 11 balls today

Let’s not forget that the NBA draft is inherently bullshit. Players have no say in where they play or how much they get played. It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.
I cheer each and every player that leaves a city…

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

I don’t know if I’d go as far as “suck” but it’s an afterthought when Grantland was the first site I opened in the morning. The podcasts (the watch aside) are worse, especially the NBA pod, Litman doesn’t have chemistry with Dobbins, Mays clearly misses Barnwell. There’s no Prince Movies.

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

What the hell is this crap? There are actually people that watch this?

He did. Right after he made the face of someone who is just noticing a gas leak.

Bomani Jones.

Rep. Martin Daniel:

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.