"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

That's an aol.com account. Who is this relic? Does he even know the value of things? Maybe he thinks that is a normal amount, and would be on The Price Is Right guessing that milk costs $42 but a giant box of diapers goes for $2.50.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Oh cripes, here we go again.

deez nuts

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

It's the Sun, so nobody.

RE: Forgetting clothes to the gym, I did this one time. Those are both lefts, by the way. I'm a real winner.

Oh, I thought that's where she was attempting to pioneer Embarrassing White People Dancing as a legitimate genre.

Truck for scale!

Ask the First Nation people about that statement.......

"I thought this was a decent-looking wallet, until I saw that it costs as much as a week's worth of groceries. Now I just want to throw it in that big hole in Siberia and scream "fuck youuuuuu" at it as it falls."

YOU ARE NOT REINFORCING MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!!

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

boxed rosé is great especially on a cold morning, don't need to wear my fingerless gloves when i take that first slug in the morning when waking up in my box next to the east river....

No, Heat fans....Fuck you!

They pay BIG MONEY to have me (and the commenters) shit all over them.

*Fat Riley