The country’s got their shit straight — they voted for Hillary. The Constitution, on the other hand, is a document by, for, and about slaveholders and designed to give them as much power as possible so they don’t take their ball home and sulk.

The woman had private classified emails from corrupt wall street pizza pedophiles who wanted war with Russia and Julian Assange via the Clinton Foundation while she pretended to be healthy or something and (this is most important) she wasn’t named Bernie.

This country is fucking stupid. Obama is going to leave with a high approval rating of around 60%, with a majority approving of how he handled major things like terrorism, the economy, and health care. Meanwhile, instead of choosing the candidate Obama endorsed and who promised to build on his legacy, they chose…

Aim higher than “peacefully in his sleep”. Like “Secret Service won’t confirm or deny reports that during his heart attack, he had a Big Mac in his hand while sitting on the toilet with a hundred dollar bill wrapped around his genitals. However, the NSA does confirm that his phone had an unsent tweet which read…

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

This is horrifying.

I don’t know what the end game and result is going to be here.

good thing the house i wanna buy is all brick with bars over the windows. and a full basement that could double as a bomb shelter. oh and there are no windows, just 4" thick steel plates.

And the overwhelming majority of American citizens don’t know or care about any of this. That’s the worst part.

I’ve had that same feeling and I’ve had trouble articulating it. This is literally the worst outcome imaginable. Not just him winning the election but every single decision he’s made since then. It’s fucking terrifying. And the news coming out every day is just getting worse and worse.

It’s too over the top. If I read all this I would find it wholly unbelievable. And right now I still want someone to swoop in and save the day but unfortunately it isn’t a bond movie or a spy novel and there doesn’t seem to be a savior a coming.

The problem here is Buzzfeed, which actually did screw up big time. From the few people I’ve met who work in journalism, there is not a lot of love lost between more traditional media and Buzzfeed (or those like it). Multiple journalists are on Twitter calling them out for publishing unverified material without at…

CNN claims it’s his staffers, but then again, they’re “fake news” so CAN WE EVEN TRUST THEM.

Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

Life is The Onion. The Onion is life.

“He really wanted it to be about the people, not about him.”

Either they downgraded Chachi, or they didn’t invite him. Either way, burn!

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Except that the women said they did not consent.