I am literally cry-laughing right now.

We don’t need someone who actually has done the fancy book learnin! They took our jobs!

Yup, you’re speaking truths. I have zero sympathy for them putting this loon in the White House. None. Their stupidity and selfishness has screwed everyone.

Man, it’s almost like hiring someone with no experience whatsoever was a bad thing! WHO KNEW?

You fucking people can’t see the forest for the trees. The problem is NOT trump it’s the assholes who voted for him, THAT is what should scare you. This country has a huge problem and it’s a poorly educated and frighteningly ignorant population.

:)

“Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.”

You’re maybe preaching to the wrong group. Anyone reading Jezebel who is old enough to have a history of participating in general elections has almost certainly been voting in favor of education (trolls excepted).

I don’t think I’ll watch. I’ll either be at an anti-Trump rally (I assume there will be something in Seattle) or I’ll book myself a restorative spa treatment and cry it out in the steam room where nobody can see me.

That kid is doing better than me, I can’t even seem to make it to the laughing phase before going straight to the crying.

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.

I’m not sure I’m going to keep reading stories like this. He’s grossly unqualified to be President, yet he is still President-Elect. I don’t know if I want to keep making my blood pressure shoot up when there is nothing to be done about that. And if Jared Kushner has so much power and sway, why does Steve Bannon still…

This moron’s office...

I’m waiting on them to introduce a law making yelling at a white man a hate crime.

Apologize to “anyone who may have seen it” but not directly to Secretary Clinton. That women has put up with so much bullshit and I’m still staggered by the lack of respect or common decency she receives.

Now Valerie. Stop trying to make mountains out of mole hills. All I said was that I saw on the news about how some malls had black men dressed as Santa, and that it made me laugh because, to me, that seems ridiculous. That doesn’t make me a racist. Can’t we all just have a nice Christmas Eve dinner?

Thanksgiving ‘08, I went home and, at the table, Obama’s election obviously came up. And a relative said, “It’s just so weird to see someone like Obama wearing a fancy suit.” And I (coughing up corn) asked, “What do you mean by that?”

Back in those halcyon, naïve times of… um…a week ago, I used to argue that people would fail to acknowledge racism if it was anything short of people shouting “the N-word” and running around in klan robes.

This was trending on FB, so I made the mistake of looking at some of the people sharing it...one woman said something to the effect of “Liberals have been telling us we came from apes, and all of a sudden calling someone an ape is racist”.