“I got mine, fuck all ya’ll” - older GOP’ers

Shhh! Don't give them ideas! Unless it's Texas.... Or possibly Flordia....

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Yeah forgot about them, probably some big ass poisonous spiders too. It’s a goody bag of assorted killer animals. And everybody’s alway like “lets get a group picture right up against the Mickey Mouse shaped bushes!” to boot. No thank you.

Honestly, I was born and raised in South Florida, and my family dog once suffered the same fate as that 2 year old (he got away from my mom, ran for a quick wade in the pond and was taken) and I was STILL surprised to find that there were alligators near that beach in the Seven Seas Lagoon. They had it set up as a…

right? I’ve been to Disney World 10 times over my life, it’s my families go to vacation place. my parents are huge Disney fans, and we spent a night getting drunk on the beach because there was chairs there and a fucking swing set. I just assumed they had teams that kept the gators out, maybe that was dumb of me but I…

Wheni was in high school we stayed at the Floridian and my friend and I rented a tiny sail boat on that lake. We capsized twice. It never dawned on me that Disney would allow that if there were Gators in the lake.. I’m from NH and assumed they could keep them out somehow. As a northerner I associared Gators with…

Even so, it is what you have to deal with. You can complain about it, but it’s still there. If you deal with it, you’re a grown up. If you rail against it before November, you are a child.

Igor Volsky has tweeted that there are reports of wifi being shut off or attempted to be shut off. Also, his Twitter feed is just KILLING me. All of those babies - shot by guns found in their own homes. THEIR OWN HOMES. Homes are where you are supposed to feel safe and protected. That is what a gun is supposed to…

I should stop looking at the grays. People ignoring the context in which such a bill came to be. Seemingly happy to let nothing happen, once again, in order to maintain some imagined idealogical purity. Or worse, conservatives pretending to care about amendments other than the 2nd.

Voting on bills is THEIR LITERAL JOB!!! And yet, you have to stage a freaking sit-in on the House floor to demand a vote on a bipartisan bill. #America

PRIDE...IN A POLITICIAN. I feel so dirty.

Either this party is actually drawing moral a line in the sand, or I am having a small stroke.

Looks like Obama’s lack of fucks is spreading, although given the mess the GOP seems to be in right now it seems to be a good time to make a statement.

Here’s a story from when I was 21 - not a teenager, but still less inclined to cause a fuss in public:

I freely admit these stories are freaking me out. I’m putting my 13 year old on an American Airlines flight next month to go to camp in D.C. We are paying the unaccompanied minor fee, and they better watch my fricken kid. I've already talked to her about being aware and speaking up if anything makes her uncomfortable.…

Criticism is not cyberbullying. Someone saying a thing you don’t like is not cyberbullying. Someone who disagrees with your opinion is not cyberbullying you. Poor little muffin, this is probably the first time someone’s ever made a joke at her expense! That she heard about, anyway.

I was abused at a young age too, and it was all I knew—it was my normal. When I discovered that not every little girl lived my life, the emotion I remember feeling most acutely was shame. I was convinced the abuse was my fault for one overriding reason: It felt good.

Listen. Everything you said is legit. No matter what issues you face in life, you have those thoughts of “what could I have done better, differently, more of, less of, etc.” It’s only natural to think of it that way for trauma as well. Just know that in this instance, it was NOT your fault and you did what you needed…

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.