My uncle is a college graduate but he should’ve saved his money because he believes fake news more than those liberal rags like The NY Times. 

My ancestors came over from Ireland and could choose anywhere to settle. NYC was right there but my clan set up in West fucking Virginia. I’m sure I could gather a lot of genealogical information there, but I loathe the thought of even stepping foot in that state.

All the recounts in the world won’t change this. I’m sure the Republicans have a way to rig a recount.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. This election has torn people apart and I can’t believe how some people can honestly not see where we are headed.

I’ll take it. I’ve never been out of the country and I don’t know the Eye-tal-yen language. I’m perfect, right?

I will always star any comment which uses this gif.

Make that 101.

Fuck him.

Andrea McArdle’s (original Annie) is up there. I’m not near my computer to look up every version but the instrumental version from the show Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip comes to mind. It’s a trumpet and I don’t care if it’s July that song always gets me.

Thank you thank you thank you. I shall never know the melody to this song.

Never! If this happened recently I’d take it to my grave because I adore NPH.

Starred for calling out the hand waving.

The repetitiveness makes me stabby.

I’ve never watched any of those movies, but I feel like I have thanks to your description.

Hard Candy Christmas, despite the title is not a Christmas song. Same goes for “I Don’t Remember Christmas” from the musical STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW.

Yeah, there’s a huge difference between Christmas carols and Christmas music. Less “Jingle Bells” and more “Regifting (for the holidays).”

Christmas music doesn’t have to suck. I have tons of Chistmas music that is far away from the usual carols and tunes. “Merry Christmas Eve” by Better Than Ezra tops my list.

Little Drummer Boy and O Christmas Tree actually aggravate me.

You with your aida and your graph paper though, that’s good!

Well, of course. You will always need more booze.