It’s virtually impossible to go back.

Ugh! Kraft Singles. When I moved to NYC my boyfriend at the time refused to eat Kraft which I had grown up eating with no problem. He got me hooked on Boarshead cheeses and meats.

Yeah, there’s no getting through to people who are that fucking stupid.

It’s hysterical and infuriating that political commenters are treating the Führer’s loyal subjects as if they’re enigmatic beings who need to be studied and paid attention to so that we know why they voted for the least qualified candidate in history.

I’m not underestimating anyone. Why do people think that Trump supporters are so fucking complicated and that it takes a great effort to understand them? I know them, I’m related to them. I know exactly who they are, so thanks for your advice but it’s time for you to fuck off, junior.

Please. With this trash they take him “serious.” They’re not exactly people who speak correct English or even understand the structure of the language, but they won’t hesitate to rail against immigrants and scream at them to “Speak English!” 

Sad but true.

I don’t have any deep relationships with my family. It’s more that we all happen to be related and tradition dictates we should pretend we’re close every December, so it’s easier for me to cut these so-called relatives out of my life. I won’t be seeing any family this Christmas anyway so there are zero consequences. I…

I don’t think it was a result of a strike, but Survivor did bring reality tv into the mainstream.

I no longer recieve those emails from my uncle after I started refuting them line by line with as much elite snobbery as I could muster. I then told him he’s the reason people laugh at Republicans for being so fucking naive and anti-intellectual.

I feel the same way about a college professor of mine who died in September. She would be beside herself if she had lived to see this piece of shit elected.

I can only imagine what didn’t make it to air. TDS saved you, sweetheart. Don’t push it.

I’m pretty sure my male relatives jack off to this poor dumbass.

The garbage people have been given too much freedom.

Most men, some men, any men. You say you get it and I believe you.

I think Survivor is completely different than ANTM, Bachelor, etc. It’s in its 33rd season and still has some great seasons and moments.

All of the people who work on Broadway? Doubt it. She actually IS trained and has a very good technique. You CANNOT reach the notes in WICKED with a “lack of training or technique.”

But what about the real crimes, those against Trump supporters? We have the Starbucks guy and Michael’s chick. I’m sure there are more because this is not a time you want to be white. Amirite?

Oooh! Thank you!

Ooh links?