Some of those are affiliated with ActBlue, which is political.

Ain’t nothin’ like not answering the phone. Caller ID is a godsend. But I’m just as likely to ignore it when I don’t know who’s calling.

This is a great funny article, more like this.

And besides condoms are icky and diaphragms and that jelly are messy and I have to put my fingers on my coochie, gross.

Well. I guess anyone can say they were stupid. No shame in that. In fact, being stupid is a gateway experience.

What’s with the pavement-colored shoes? Hair is lank, the earrings look like Grandma’s present from Walmart. The dress is fine, but she wears it like it’s on a hanger.

I will declare, however, that a fresh hot Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese is a wonderful thing. I know. I’ve had them.

You can park your fatty assets in a McMansion or a MegaMcMansion or a GigaMcMansion and still be trailer-park trash.

Tax deductions. “Donate to charity and live off the income!” something like that.

I kid you not. I said to a guy that the Parthenon in Nashville is, “a replica of the one in Athens.”

This is the kind of journalism that I can get behind. I don’t GAF about costumes, weight gain or loss, pregnancies, love affairs. You can lose that crap. This is JOURNALISM.

You don’t live in a glass bubble, dude. You live in a society that has rules about behavior. You’re already on the law-breaking side, with your “I just lie” crap, so to me you’re hardly more than a rank criminal yourself. I bet you tell LOTS of lies. Patriotic lies, right? Moron.

Or your ignorant pigheadedness, take your pick.

Wow, such a law-abider you are. You “just lie.” How many other situations do you rationalize lying in?

You’re a mucking foron.

That’s how a pregnant woman was killed. Some jerk with a cowboy fantasy wanted SO much to show them how he could twirl his pistol. Probably dozens of such deaths every year. “Aw, I din’t know it was loaded!” means it gets chalked up to “tragic accident, no charges filed.” That guy who killed the pregnant woman even…

Excellent post.

At least a third of those suicides follow on homicides. They’re not all tragic vets sitting home alone with a gun.

Jill Stein not only has no chance, she also has no resume, no political experience other than being like an Assistant Parks Director or something (I think her greatest achievement was something about dog poop), and NOTHING NEW TO SAY. I’ve listened to her interviews, and she sounds exactly like any fringey candidate:…

Brilliant, thanks for the laugh!