I was intrigued to discover this morning that despite having pledged to stick this out for as long as it takes, Yokel Haram apparently only brought enough food for maybe 3 days.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

That would certainly explain why he he was heard calling the Al Jazeera reporter a dum-dum.

Marshall’s father is a little off base here. He sees playing a white guy over a black guy as an example of racism when it’s really an example of tanking.

They are NOT, however, a racist joke as Philadelphians actually enjoy those.

and lo and behold “Mummer’s Night” appeared on the Sixers schedule.

Look. If they were racist and a joke, someone on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would be making money on them.

I don’t know, Dennis. Racist jokes usually have better punchlines.

Because it speeds up the recovery and healing process. Every single player that tears an ACL uses it to get back quicker. Everyone is always amazed at how players can get back so quickly after an ACL, but it’s pretty obvious why that happens. HGH! Personally I have no issue with an athlete uses it for recovery.

I am not even close to a doctor, so I couldn’t answer this in a million years. I can say that I find Peyton obtaining it for illicit use far more believable than his wife obtaining it and self-administering during an IVF pregnancy, though.

What do those “papers” look like, exactly? You also reference an application. Same thing? I imagine the application looks something like this:

*leaves in blue jeans*

Hail Hydrocephalus!

Plus, AFC West would be St. Louis, KC, Denver, SLC. If I70 extended to SLC — it might; not going to look it up — would be a great Thurs to Thurs road trip to see all four stadiums.

Rams to LA & Stan’s Monument to Himself, Raiders to St. Louis, & Chargers to Salt Lake City.

No. I don’t believe the NFL will allow 3 teams to move to LA. There’ll be 1 team left out, imo. and I believe it will be the Raiders. But, good news for them! They can relocate to St. Louis where silly politicians have approved a tax payer funded stadium, and super-charge their rivalry with the Chiefs.

As a San Diego resident I hope it’s the Chargers!