Based on an unscientific poll, it appears that Vikings fans are more likely to simply click on a stat, while Packers fans are more likely to tell you to fuck off. I’m just as shocked as the next guy.

It comes down to, in that moment, if you consider shouting racist bigotry more or less embarrassing than somebody following it up with completely unrelated and irrelevant devotion to the footballs.

Aaron Rodgers is a good football man.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

They just announced that he’s at a hospital and has movement in all extremities.

Nothing, but Nets.

the name of some “movement” they cooked up.

Damn, dude, I’m not a MMA professional. Give it to me in real person speak.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

Thankfully, the new team slogan, “Me So Hornets”, was also discontinued.

It’s difficult to read kinja’s beer columns. Guinness is not a beer, it is a religions, way of life, an elegiac experience that is akin to a human’s first sexual awakening. I understand that people in the U.S. Aren’t drinking it, and that craft beers have exploded, but it’s also because Guinness isn’t usually served…

Fortunately, the best things in life are free, and Sandusky is not.

Fall 2003, bus into downtown, around 6.30 a. Each workday a wellappointed blind man, suit, tie, designer overcoat, briefcase in hand, boarded at 68th Street. & each time, he boasted, in addition to his professional attire, a flowing blond mullet. Sure, he’s blind, but he has hands; he can feel his mullet. He can tell…

Posting a Gawker photo on Gawker...Gawkception.

Dead guy with a half-eaten McDonalds burger next to him on an RER commuter train to Versailles, France. We were wondering why the entire train car was empty when we walked past him. All I remember is seeing that his hands were purple. We freaked out and got the hell out of there.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

“Draft Kings sees error in its ways, gives up without a fight.”

The fact that “Professional Internet Commentator” is not recognized by the US Labor Department is a grave injustice.

I read the first sentence and jumped straight to the replies. “Trying to cut back on its ad spending.”