Good Kinja.

Philadelphia, City of Brotherly WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT

SET SARCASM DETECTORS TO “IMPERVIOUS”

Great. More Gawker-related hobophobia.

I don’t get down with Imo’s (the flagship STL pizza), but I’ve had it from other places that are pretty good. At the end of the day, even bad pizza is good pizza.

500 hats, boy. Flag your poser ass up outta here.

Dear Rams,

A strange book. The only winning move is not to butter.

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

Here you go

AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

That dentist already took Daren out.

Cause it’s pretty rude to tell a guy “Hey man, I know you moved here from Venezuela at 16 and have been a part of this organization for seven years and living in New York as a Met for the past three, but you’re going to fucking Milwaukee, and oh by the way you get to process these feelings in front of 40,000 fans and…

A lot of gamers are kinda awful to developers. Like they need them to be starving artists or something. Can’t let an indie developer get too successful... or they’re selling out.

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