It’s almost like you think it’s a bad idea to bind up one’s ideas of masculinity in overly self-serious professional sports instead of finding guidance from the real world, or something. You crazy guy.

Ceased Mode.

Swamp Dogg.

It’s an election year. Wing nuts are going to act up.

They’ve given a fuck, you want them to give a shit too?

Does.... Does that guy KNOW what’s happening on his head, there?

Can we talk for a moment about what an astounding name “Herman Quirmbach” is? It’s positively Dickensian. How does one go around wearing a handle like that? And is it inevitable that if that’s your name, you grow up to look like this?

Good hustle, +1

Yeah, I think we do. Just the optics are off. Give em out later and it’s fine.

The Calvin Johnson Rule Against Perpetuities.

+11 seed

It’s the Clean Green. Or maybe the Green Sweep.

That is indeed BLATT at the end. Turns out to stand for Blood Love All The Time, according to a site about the gang.

Equally uniformed? Calling him stupid would be one thing, but implying that he wears Lions jerseys is over the line, man.

Half expecting it’ll be in Canadian dollars just for spite.

Well, sure, but we’ve seen so many teams overthink themselves into howlers before. Somewhere, Darko Milicic is watching Porzingis highlights in a dark room, drinking alone.

I wouldn’t be too hard on yourselves for covering Porzingis so much and not Towns. No one really thought Porzingis would be good! He existed in a dark space, and not, you know, on the most impossible to ignore college team in years. He looked like a cross between Ivan Drago and Gumby. On top of that, the Knicks…

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?