I wish him the best, and a pleasant vacation after leaving the massive tire fire that is the Niners.

I want there to be a matchup between the two least interesting teams, known as the Siesta Bowl.

Great handles!

There’s an ESPN Greenville?

This one right here. +1

You realize he absolutely is the dad from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, right?

But did the football gods chortle?

Survey says +1

If Marty Mornhinweg jumped off a bridge, would you?!

Hell, I would star this just for that fantastic pluralization.

In the 1980s version of Breaking Bad, Walter White would DEFINITELY drive an Eagle.

Five, but not for fighting?

MERRY FISTMAS EVERYONE

“What do you call expansion of federal power at state’s expense? What do you call a tax and regulatory burdens at epic levels? What do you call infringements of the Bill of Rights?”

LUNCHMEAT ZEPPELIN.

How did you manage to play it so much the springs wore out?!

How the hell could you stand to play it so much you wore out the springs?!

South Carolina, South America, same damn thing...

Bern the Jewels

35? Take off that autumn sweater.