Always height-line truthers.

And then once the Sue have been sued there’s no choice but for this whole deal to escalate, and then the fighting starts.

I’d have gone with this:

I would just go ahead and smoke that Jay, man.

....Lopez.

Two words: Roll Tide.

There are probably a lot of people who think like you do. There are probably enough of you to take your party back, in fact, because these yahoos aren’t the majority. They’re a motivated minority that figured out how to undo the consensus under which we governed together in the name of some “movement” they cooked up.…

Rex Ryan totally has a burner here, doesn’t he.

Don’t forget that in that swan song season Jordan had this happen.

Light it up.

Isn’t that a Captain Underpants book, basically?

Sphinctre

2011 wanted me to leave this

The picture at top makes him look like Mitt Simmons, a hybrid of Mitt Romney and Bill Simmons created to be the living emblem of Massachusetts.

+1 defensive rebound

What about some legislation to keep troubled men out of radio stations?

BASKETBALL.

Like trying to choose between a usually malfunctioning money pit sports car and a third-hand beater with a wrong-colored door and a vanity tag that says WELP.

Fair enough. It does suck for Bell, this season is suddenly a lost one for him.

Look to your own house. I remember how Steelers fans were in 2005 when Palmer went down: “Nothing wrong or dirty about that, nope!”