A Cuban.

Sir, a pan is dead and you are the prime suspect. Come with me, and perhaps you should call your attorney.

“... I am a Steeler fan ...”

Luckily that wall was apparently covered by State Farm.

“...if Tyrod Taylor has a good year in Buffalo, talk radio here will implode.”

Year of the Dunk is actually a pretty good book. The author is kind of a weekend athlete, and this is about his year-long quest to dunk a ball for the first time, at 34. There’s a lot of interesting stuff in there - science, sport history, personal stories. Definitely worth your time if you’re a basketball geek.

And when he finally gets out of there, he’s going to do it like this:

This is one wildly useful post. (Also, shit yeah, chrysanthemums.)

What is that GIF, Hellmo?

Joey Pants approves.

Here’s the legal reason why this is so.

Today just has me in this kind of mood.

Three cowboys out on the range. One is from Kentucky, one from Ohio, one from Michigan.

Comment of the goddamn day

Even Jesus Christ would read that and say “Jesus Christ!”

Considering what a minor deal this is, I’d call this perfect.

Ghost on Ghost.

True, though you can make a somewhat tongue in cheek argument that Cincinnati, and not Louisville, is the biggest city in Kentucky, there is a distinction. Maybe one too fine for certain folks to grasp, but still. ;)

I live in Kentucky, so I am obligated to do this.