Speaking of women who rock, this is from my favorite album of 2016.

Yeah but does it give you a false sense of superiority all while emptying your wallet? Don’t think so buddy :)

I’d say money....but...

What in the actual fuck does this even mean? I’m sorry for being an old, but has “chill” been converted to “fuck” without proper notification? Has any paperwork been filed on this? Without formal notification, “chill” still means to sit on ones ass with no sense of urgency to accomplish a particular goal. Good…

That’s formal attire in Florida.

That article left out the best part:

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

1st Gear: You Know Who’s Making America Great Again? Subaru

Dude.

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

I’m waiting for the appointments of Colonel Sanders as the Head of Veterans Affairs and Ronald McDonald as White House Chef.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

I really like how it explodes a wheel/tyre out one side, and a small crossover out the other.

The placement and design of this “loading dock” leads me to suspect someone stayed up way too late watching Red Dawn while smoking something very interesting and decided to build a poorly designed anti-tank ditch.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did

“Non-alignment Pact” - Pere Ubu. I saw these guys last night and they were awesome.

Minutemen-

I suspect I know exactly what he’s doing: Trolling 300 million people.