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This is the moment of the big bullshits, when the gluten-free foods are sold to the people without any celiac disease as well and to whom they may generate a protein deficiency... and a very healthy product like the palm oil is criminalized like it was the poison of the century, when instead is only a cheap and sane

I knew they shouldn’t have taken away the swingate full sized spare...

Stanced Toyota RAV3

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I’ll see your Baroness and raise it an Orange Goblin:

You know, I’m going to leave that right there and not edit it.

Let’s play “Typo or not”?

It’s been just two years since the Jets’ most recent housecleaning, when Rex Ryan’s and John Idzik’s John Idzik’s and Rex Ryan’s forced Laurel and Hardy routine went crashing into the bandstand.

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

Alamogordo, New Mexico. Where all good things come from.

Why would I go to a library? I’m not homeless and I don’t need somewhere to sleep it off and clean myself up.

Greg Coleman wants a word with you.

Thanks for being a stand up fan about it.

Fuck Penn State

Hi, I used to work on PEM-fuel cell h2-based cars (the control systems). The safety system here’s actually pretty good - hydrogen goes up if there’s a leak, and it burns as it goes up. Better than gasoline that stays on the ground and spreads around. There’s some debate on the Hindenburg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi

I am pretty sure Trump has no fucking clue that Pakistanis are Muslim.

How is the headline not “...CPR from CP3"?

Five 2-point conversion attempts against Nebraska.

A fade pass into an interception against Colorado with 47 seconds and 2 timeouts from the 3 yard line.

6 rushing touchdowns given up to the Air Raid offence.

2nd most (by 1) points ever given up by the program (Against a hated rival)

2OT Loss to Cal that only happened

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Just drill a tiny hole through the windshield under the suction cup and leave the thing by the side of the road (well within the margin of error for a GPS.) Fill hole with windshield kit.

I’ve been giving myself low doses of nuclear waste for years, so im immune! Also I can smell colors but thats an embarassing super power so I keep that under wraps