Cliff’s Notes version:

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Is that “$5,000 fine” a typo? I mean, for any upper-echelon D1 school, and CERTAINLY for Notre Dame, that’s...I mean shit, the AD probably has that in change under the front seat of his rich-people car (or maybe the back seat, because yeah right he drives himself anywhere).

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

...and an ignition switch that locks the gearshift for theft protection and not the steering column.

The President Elect released the following statement with regard to Baylor Football:

Not true. Instead of using the garbage can, they keep sweeping everything under the rug.

Knock knock.

“Oh sure, a little baby Lions’ fan throws up and gets all the attention. Amateurs.”
-Bills Fans

Can I vote for a new car with good vis. (since I think this will be harder to do than find bad examples). Forester.

I call that presidential.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

Normally a wet Italian model is like Viagra, but this is more like salt peter.

Is this the face of a cheater?

You don’t need AWD in snow. You need snow tires. Snow tires and FWD will beat AWD with all-seasons all day long in wintery weather.

Not to get too preachy, but actual winter tires make a world of difference regardless of the drive wheels. Once you try them you realize they’re worth every penny. Short of high-centering, your Impreza would be a monster snow car with the right rubber.

Love Miatas, hate PT Cruisers, got it.

I’m still convinced that Guy Fieri is actually Scottie 2 Hottie after his career in professional wrestling ended and he gained some weight.

No, no, no, nope nuh uh, no.