I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Give me this. I have been a Superman fan since I was a child. I think he’s cooler than Batman (YES I SAID IT). I choke up at the original John Williams score and my eyes go wide open at the mere thought of “Look, up in the sky!” I haven’t seen this guy since the very first Superman, TAS, and a few episodes of Lois and…

I’m not even disagreeing with your general point (because: WHAT IF HE DID DO IT?!?!?!), but still...Is it okay, in any sense of the word, to defend someone you believe to be innocent? Obviously (or maybe hopefully), the NHL would change their tune if evidence were to come out in the future implicating him in this. The…

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised but it seems a lot of the popular twitch and youtube gamer names tend to have a low ceiling. Too often I watch a stream or video of one playing a game I’m familiar with and they spend so much time complaining about being lost or confused or drawing strange conclusions when by far the…

Maybe you missed the part where it was 78% positively reviewed on steam. If that’s shit to you, you must make some incredible games.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

Nah, everything is racism. Ever. Always.

Two women, five men, place is out of business. I’m just saying this might not be racism.

ah, shit. I meant to say main villain, but I am an idiot, and now I can’t edit it. Good catch.

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

Don’t forget everyone, this isn’t the judge making a judgment call that it’s just utterly immoral to give him so little time.

It has nothing to do with the lack of exposition. There just wasn't any story or character development at all other than the bare minimum necessary to get to the next action sequence. I love a good action sequence as much as the next guy, but if it's not in service of a meaningful story arc or characters I care about,…

I feel the same way about Planet of the Apes. This movie is terrible because, per your last paragraph, its logical conclusion, all apes should be sterilized before their Rise, Dawn and/or Conquest.

Sheesh.

That's funny, I thought it was obvious from the get-go that Mike Judge was mocking eugenics, an idea that has been totally discredited. Obviously, if that dystopia was possible we'd never have any advances in culture, we'd already have found ourselves in a deep well, but we see more books and education that at any…

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?

sterilization...because thats the logical conclusion? Lets just throw selflessness and moderation out. Certainly that couldn't be what the joke was about, aimed at both the "intelligent" and the "dumb."

I dunno.. don't you think if more intelligent people were breeding, there'd be more livable wages, paid leaves, and proper funding for scientific research? It certainly wouldn't hurt in trying to live up to the ideals and promises you speak of...