I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

I’m not even disagreeing with your general point (because: WHAT IF HE DID DO IT?!?!?!), but still...Is it okay, in any sense of the word, to defend someone you believe to be innocent? Obviously (or maybe hopefully), the NHL would change their tune if evidence were to come out in the future implicating him in this. The…

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised but it seems a lot of the popular twitch and youtube gamer names tend to have a low ceiling. Too often I watch a stream or video of one playing a game I’m familiar with and they spend so much time complaining about being lost or confused or drawing strange conclusions when by far the…

Maybe you missed the part where it was 78% positively reviewed on steam. If that’s shit to you, you must make some incredible games.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

Nah, everything is racism. Ever. Always.

Two women, five men, place is out of business. I’m just saying this might not be racism.

Don’t forget everyone, this isn’t the judge making a judgment call that it’s just utterly immoral to give him so little time.

I mean yeah, it would be. You’d be almost tripling what’s widely considered an unbreakable record.

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

You seem to be equating professional athletes reactions as if they were still in high school. Of course no one expects little Cameron to shrug it off after losing the state championship, but this isn’t little Cameron anymore. This is grown ass Cameron who’s worth millions.

Put it this way: how would it go down at your…

He said fucking 3 words. My entire point is that he should’ve just taken the questions like he did all year answered them and left. He walked off mid interview. How are you not getting this?

Yeah, but Brady didn’t look like he just gave up through the entire 4th quarter. He actually staged a late comeback and made a game out of it in the final seconds even though the Patriots o-line got their asses kicked in even worse fashion to what Carolina just experienced.

It’s true that nobody likes losing. But when you can’t handle losing, you are a baby, and deserve to be called one.

But it’s not the same — Cam had his “Brady” moment when they were down 16-10 and the Panthers had the ball. It was basically the same situation: a QB who has been battered & knocked around all day, but has one last shot to win (or tie, in Brady’s case).

Brady led his team, slowly, down the field for a score, throwing…