That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

And Fuck Scorpios, too.

It’s a scary/weird/bad time in higher education right now. I work on the academic side, but worked in student services/housing for about 4 years in the past and it’s gotten so much worse, lately.

I don’t know how much more we’ll see it tie into the NCAA (e.g. with athletes, specifically involved), but there will be a…

I’m not really sure how it works it Florida or with public entities involved, but that’s not uncommon with settlements. FSU could genuinely believe that they were in the right and would have won the case, but it comes down to cost. 950,000 to end this now, 2,000,000 to fight it and win, 2,950,000 to fight it and lose.…

700K for the lawyers, huh? The beat goes on....

Not that I can recall. Privately, however, I can think of one, perhaps.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Linux because servers don’t usually run windows?

Severs generally run on Linux.

Considering the almost universal praise heaped upon the surface pro 3 and up, I sincerely doubt their marquee showcase would suffer from faulty equipment

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

In defense of Microsoft: If multiple devices goes down, it probably the actual source of the connection and not the devices. No way do they all just fail at the same time.

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

I’m more annoyed when bicyclists do it, because what usually happens is:

To be clear since we’re talking about how others percieve you as a rider my point is that many drivers will percieve this as cutting the line. I think the same people find it equally madening when a cyclist filters to the front, pauses and then runs the red light (a common occurrence especially in cities) thus…

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.

As I was filtering up to the front of a light...