Them be some powerful drugs you be on. Or perhaps too many Flintstones vitamins. 

Sal’s saved my ass once. Driving down to Long Island to visit the in laws at T-giving. Flat tire near the 95 exit, incredible traffic. Lugs stuck, and I am not a small man. Triple A guys took us to Sal’s as they attended. What amazing pizza. 

No! It is our duty to support Kate, Aimee, Alison & co. 

Is it me or is traffic down here because of self-Spankfeller?

More than you will likely make in your lifetime. 

Hungry Howie's is Detroit-based. My father loved their stuff. My Florida condo is within a block of one. I know, ham and pineapple with hot peppers sucks, but it's for Dad. 

I lived just outside of New Haven for many years. Still the best style of pizza in my opinion. Coal-fired, a little blistering on the crust. This allowed us to get in line at 4pm for the 5pm opening. We gave up on Sally’s because too many “friends” were allowed straight in at opening. You’d be fifth in line and still…

My now-wife thought I was nuts when I saw a short line at Reds (~20), banged a left and told her to get in line while I found a place to park. It might be the atmosphere, even while traffic stacks, but only the crazy Connecticut version comes close. 

If you only waited two hours, you rocked it. I have not been that lucky in my visits, as the line was way beyond that. May I ask what day of the week and season when you were there?

Done that, merci beaucoup. 

The Market Cafe at Canandaigua? I will buy your sandwich. 

It's called "pissing in the wind." Well done!

Red Maple Drive?

PC, didn't know you were an Arsenal aficionado. You've hit the nail on the head. AW thought he found some steel in Xhaka; he got steel wool. Time for him to move on with goodwill. On the other hand, Emery is a clown. 

Or as I like to call him, StanK. 

Thrilling. You still work for us.  

Holy Christmas. Please tell me what he brought to the party. 

Don`t. His struggle, whatever it was, is not yours. Celebrate both of you. 

I would gladly watch him eat toast. He is a supreme loss to lovers of food and life. 

Perfect Deadspin. Lots of words to nail its coffin.