That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard

(jams pants)

I support your decision.

They’re one of a minority which don’t use hormones or antibiotics. You’d be surprised at how many others do.

Not while Chik-Fil-A’s waffle fries are an option, no.

See also: Ryan Leaf

My wall of shame is just me playing

Typical man...it’s not a big woman, it’s a below average size institution.

MI: Fallout was one of my favorites, and I’m still looking forward to watching The Favourite.

I was told there would be no math

Can we talk about Pittsburgh? 

I liked the book well enough, but there’s no way Ready Player One wasn’t the worst of the year. Jurassic Park was pretty bland, but every choice they made in RP1 made it so incredibly stupid.

It sounds like Isis jamming with Troy Sanders. 

“Bad Witch” is pretty damn awesome. 

Here’s this American Hero.

This is really fun at both 2x and 1/2 speed.

Oh look, Drew Carey!

I applaud this

I’ve been threatin this rash for weeks, but it keeps getting worse.

Every time I see Cora I can’t help but think he’s a miserable asshole.