Many thought he was Denver’s savior. 

Bad dog

That’s a really vague reference that I got right away.

Watching an NFL game at the Coliseum is sad. It’s like watching a college game without students there.

Absolutely. Video articles typically offer little more than reason to go somewhere else.

Wow, I HAVE been gone a long time.

(Spike Lee tweets Art Shell’s address)

Yeah, not paying him made no sense. 

I keep hitting the star, but it won’t let me give you more.

Isn’t that Katie Holmes?

It’s definitely pushing itself towards Breaking Bad territory, and I would say it’s not as good, but it’s still pretty damn good.

I’m not suggesting they threw the game, but that drop looks purposeful. 

True, this did the exact opposite of making it worthless.

Blame Ros for dying.

Mike Patton being very Pattony

I would have gone with Useless Idiot, but I like your version.

Smashburger is God

Chik-Fil-A’s waffle fries alone justify its existence.

Yes, In N Out for sure.

Anvil, take note!