That’s a lot of words...have a star!

I would love to see that kind of comment on Gizmodo

...as should anyone who has seen him perform.

I believe you mean “less venomous and abusive”. Funnier depends on the audience.

Wow

If you haven’t seen it, The Babadook is a good watch.

Nice! I’m going to see Depeche Mode at the Hollywood Bowl tonight.

What’s more relatable than being married to Jared Kushner?

I kinda liked it, though I’d agree it was pretentious. I also have no interest in watching another season, similar to how I felt about Bloodline.

photo caption: I’m with stupid

Just give me the chance to put Oryx and Crake to this test.

That movie is the worst piece of shit I’ve seen since the last Die Hard.

That’s nothing compared to what they did with The Hobbit. That dinner scene alone should have counted as a separate film.

Episode 2 is slow torture with floating fruit.

What is this word you use, “forethought”. Do you have any kind of historical precedent to back it up? I thought we were supposed to act then think.

Is meesa people gon’ die?

I’m pretty sure the finger tats he has spell “bread” + “teets”

YES! She’s great.

Can they next cover the “Silver Shamrock” song?