For the homepod-people.

He won't be there for you.

Did my post grad work at Trump University!

Nyet kultornee!

What kind of beer?

He permanently maher'ed his reputation.

It's all just a coincidence.

Chief?

Meryl Streep plays Brian Cox playing Rod Steiger playing Brian Dennehy playing Jerry Sandusky!

"Hit the showers. HOO-HA!!!"

We all know why you were kicked out of every haberdasher's in Des Moines!

More spunky than dashing.

Pepsi, you see, is like the hippity hop with the gangin' and the bangin' and the kids with the low pants who just don't understand…what the jazz…is…about!

Each episode will consist solely of a musical montage of Roberts, Keener and Sedaris trying on different outfits and hats.

These charges are like the New Coke…they'll be around forever.

Someone needs to graph out the point of diminishing marginal skin tone returns to find the exact $ value when money takes over from color.

Are we sure Knight-Pulliam was fully conscious when Cosby led her to that secluded courtroom chamber?

Is that a song or just a general statement of purpose for the AV Club?

"Never had to deal with this shit in R'lyeh…"

It was the scow John B…