I love Top Chef people!

Yes, of course…R'Lyeh!

You're really gonna hate "Top Chef: Trump Tower" then.

That "Song of the South" place? Surely Disney wouldn't lie!

Or they could move the competition somewhere that has absolutely no history to be addressed. Somewhere like…um…well, there's…ah….

I was once able to play a Moody Blues tape, though the weather that Tuesday afternoon was oppressively humid.

Yeah, but where will he be after the holiday eating season??

He now belongs to the ages.

We're still have an albatross named Sandoval hung firmly around our necks, if that makes it any better.

I 'ave blisters on me fingers!!!

Is this some sort of Great Job, Internet that backdoored its way in to the Newswire?

But you got Yoan Moncada! Moncada!!!

Hey!
*re-reads comment history*

"I'm a bad bad girl
Put on the naughty list by an orange Santa man…"

No, you're not — you'll be stone dead in a moment.

What's the Zbig deal?

I'd also accept "thah Fahm"…

Wait a minute, J-Doobs who hangs out behind my local Cumberland Farms wound up on @Midnight?!

2016 has been noticeably assholish in it's picks. I wouldn't hold my breath…

In life, as in boxing, you should never lead with your face.