Looks like they found a witch.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

He is to me. 

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Done and done.

All in due time

“For the last time, sergeant...I do NOT...OWN...ASUICIDEWATCH!!!!”

The nuances of the English language can indeed be hard to understand at times. 

Needs more stars

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

“Suicide” Yeah, I buy that completely.

In every way? Seriously? Sure, you could argue that a corn tortilla is better than a flour. But a breakfast taco is smaller, more messy, and most places that have them don’t also have red or green chile.

The breakfast burrito in Albuquerque, and there's a thousand places to get a good one. You can swing by a Twisters (my favorite) Golden Pride, Little Anita's, Cecilia's...there's just so many options. You can get them with red or green (or both!) filled with meat or veggie, smothered or handheld. It truly is the best…

Given that she isn’t winning any races to lose balls and she’s constantly being beaten to passes behind the backline, I’d say her mobility isn’t quite there. Her passing and hold-up play were much improved though.

Show me where I said that and I might offer an apology for the snark.

Excuse me, serial horseplayer. At worst, serial boy being a boy

Skip the tourist trap areas of Maine and head to my beautiful hometown of Bath. Take Route 1 up the coast, for a gorgeous drive through Freeport (LL Bean), etc.