Great article, Sam. AV Club needs more of these (and fewer effing slideshow lists). 

Maybe, I dunno, read the original article then? You might not change your opinion, but it will at least be bettered informed?

It bears repeating: The lists on this website fucking suck and it has made this website fucking suck. 

“Breaking news: children sometimes follow the footsteps of their parents. More, at 11.”

How’s about instead of reading you watch a video wherein you neither get to see the Carmichael joke nor the Howard Stern interview?

Hopefully their growth won’t lead to a lack in quality. 

(that was also the point)

Also, the video kept playing when I advanced the slide. So dumb. 

Every dinosaur in Jurassic Park was a single mom, you dick. 

Tell my partner I loved them. 

So then I’m free to leave...society?

I meant collectively, as a society, but thanks!

Does this mean we can be done with this now?

Imagine walking into your house - your dream house that you and your wife finally built together - and seeing a gallon of water in a glass bottle fucking her on your bed...the same bed where you revealed your deepest secrets...where you surprised each other with breakfasts in bed...where you conceived your two…

Did you guys know if I play a video and then advance the slides without stopping the video, it will still play? Pretty fun!

Lol, my wife and I were talking about that. Later on in the episode, the bit dawned on us and we both chuckled again at the premise. 

Man, every time I watch Logan being Logan, I’m screaming inside for one of his kids to finally get in his face and tell him what a dick of a father and man he is. Kendall came the closest, I suppose, when he got in Logan’s face after Logan smacked Roman. But even that wasn’t very satisfying. 

I think it was her new husband that was pushing for stuff (i.e., the divorce package from Logan) to be shaken up. Maybe I misunderstood that.

Why are you this mad?

I’m only here for the enlightened “Shiv vs. Siobh” debate.