Stick to women!

Finally a *good* role in Hollywood for a white woman over 40!

New Mexico (my home state) has, without a doubt, the best breakfast burritos in the world. I will fight literally anyone who says otherwise.

America sure needed this. He’s our hope!

If there is malabsorption or something like this, how is it treated?

Yes, sometimes the diarrhea wakes me up. No blood in the stool in the last two weeks...but it has happened at least once in the last couple months. No increase in bleeding or bruising. And no, no recent change in my diet. 

Hey, Docs. This will be TMI for other readers, but praise be to anonymity. I am 33, male, pretty sedentary and overweight for my height (5'7" and 236, if you need to know for the issue below).

You’re a killjoy.

Listen, all I am going to say is this...

Why don’t you just let adult people (one of whom who has surely seen and experienced more in terms of black people’s experience in the justice system than you ever will) handle things the way in which they choose?

Well, gosh

Hey One Tricky Pony, why are you saying this?

Looks like they found a witch.

Totally clears the President. Thank you!

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Come back when you’re ready.

I’ll be perfectly honest, I had no idea how it was pronounced. 

Marlene, Marlene, Marlee-ee-eene

All in due time

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”