Feel the need to rant.

I want to use “cock and mind” all the time now. “Sorry, I’ve changed my cock and mind.” “Are you out of your freaking cock and mind?” It’s a good decision.

*crowd chant* Speculate! Speculate!

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

I had a Kim. She was the source of much anxiety and fear in my life, and whatever nice things she happened to do ended up just her being a CRAZY manipulative TERROR.

You shouldn’t be afraid of your friends.

Am I the only one who fuckin HATED Kim, no matter how ‘nice’ she was to Lindsay at any random second?

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

Is anyone interested in knowing the price of the treatment that gave her a cure? About $85,000 for a 12 week treatment, even more if it had to go on for 20 weeks, which a certain percentage has to do. I’m not hating, I think it’s great. I think everyone who needs this treatment should get it, actually. But wow, the…

Man trolls who have already commented: Do you refresh Jezebel constantly? Have some kind of google alert on this topic? I am genuinely curious.

#NeverForget

“...We just want to keep serving the elderly poor as we have always done for 175 years.”

Then you are just as guilty re: sexism as those CIS white males I am sure you detest. You doubt what you have note experienced yourself.

Spongebob is seriously the best thing ever. I can’t believe people think it’s for kids.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

American Christians only. Other Christians have more pressing matters to deal with, like the poor, the orphans, the widows, and those genocidal maniacs from ISIS at their doorstep.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

It’s kind of weird that Gawker Media is directing so much snark at this teenager who at least seems to have realized that the world she was caught up in was not healthy and wishes to convey that message to others.

Also, fuck her - she did THIS which is far more disgustingly offensive.

1. Hire a male nanny (and hope your husband isn’t gay).