I would’ve told the NBA that my tattoo was to honor the Better Business Bureau, and then if they still insisted I cover it up, reported the NBA to the Better Business Bureau. 

This was a very enjoyable read. Every part of it. Remind me who the snowflakes are supposed to be?

This is bull shit.

Fully agree on the Frozen 2 thing. But it’s a Disney movie. Those parents are definitely alive and they love to sing.

Jezus Christ on a Bicycle.

I think you need to take a breath and see my last sentence where I included “her partner”. That could be the father, it could be her wife, it could be any number of people involved or invested in this WOMAN or the pregnancy itself. This piece was not written from the perspective of a FATHER but from the woman who physi…

*sigh* We will disagree on this point. If only because you underestimate Measles and MMR in general. One in 1000 cases of Measles result in a number of susceptibilities to infection such as middle ear infections, pneumonia, bronchitis, conjunctivitis, etc., with temporary neuro-muscular symptoms also being common. One…

You are wrong, very wrong. But it’s cute you think that.

Are u saying that the biggest rivalry in the NBA, possibly in all of sports, is no longer a thing...?

Two European-American friends adopted two African-American boys a few years ago; They get this shit and worse alllll the time.

This is the type of thing that should honestly scare every American, the idea that cops could just randomly walk up to you or anyone looking after your kids in a public place and say “Papers, Please” to prove lawful custodianship, and then having to go through some bureaucratic nightmare to document that your kids…

Why do hockey fans have such a hate boner for basketball? I never hear NBA fans say one word about hockey, but half of you fuckers can’t wait to weigh in on the sport you choose to watch.

They will get 0% of the zero top flight free agents they already weren’t getting. How will they recover?

I mean, this is still a bad look, right? Sure it embarrasses the Lakers, but like, I don’t think players and agents hate the Lakers the way fans and some front offices do. What top flight free agent would want to play for this front office knowing they pull this vindictive shit?

To suggest women get these abortions frivolously is just stupidity. It’s like saying that some people get root canals for shits and giggles.

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Ah that’s just boys being terrible misogynist racist boys

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.