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Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.

Sorry but that smells a lot like the bullshit we heard prior to the Bertuzzi-Moore incident. The Canucks were mad because Moore made a legal, but hard, hit on one of their best players. What the fuck is the NHL supposed to do if the “Code” allows teams to get mad if one of their better players is caught with their

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

This is not your safe space fam

You should apply to Kotaku so they can have your pro-Nazi alternative facts represented.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

If Pop lead a coup to overthrow the current government, I would totally sign up to be in his army.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.