I dnt play them games

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?

“I once took the BART train the same day there was a Raiders game and a gay S&M festival. Everyone was wearing spikes, chains, and black leather. I didn’t know who was going to what.”

Will you look at that.

Some other bastard is getting greedy.

The penis is a very persuasive part of the body.

Oh, shit. They’ll all be women in refrigerators.... http://lby3.com/wir/

They’ll probably all die in the next scene, but it’ll be okay because it sets up the guys’ emotional journey or something, because it’s so deeply tragic and emotional and stuff and they’ll totally learn to respect women because of the terrible loss of all their hot bods.

Even a movie about anthropomorphic food is careful to have only a single female character. Awesome.

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

This is bad kinja.

I have an image now of Dennis getting “make-up games” by skating around by himself in an empty arena for 9 hours after the season ends...

Hasn’t that been everyday for the past 18 years?

This may be the worst Kinja ever.

Sure can, and it fails to show a price anywhere on Steam or their official site. Since the game’s not out yet, I was thinking that the reviewer who played it might have some insight.

Fire is so important that Zeus saw fit to doom Prometheus to getting his innards eternally eaten by a hawk just for giving it to us humans. The only other things that come close to fire in terms of provoking godly wrath is eating an apple without permission and all-day breakfast.

There is nothing wrong with endlessly juicing. When will people learn that roids are a perfectly genetic way to get some peaks and some freaks?

Yeah, but what’s that in galleons, sickles and knuts?

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…