Do you Blind Gossip? Jezebel got me hooked on it and I love to guess but there was this item yesterday: http://blindgossip.com/?p=82742

A brain-damaged poor lottery winner dipped in YSL cologne.

I can’t deal with any news items about Gary Fisher! 😭 It’s instant floods of tears each time. But, I had to click anyway, and am so happy the daughter’s going to take him and that he has a brother dog there.

It’s the only item I cared about too. My heart absolutely breaks for them but I’m so glad they have each other.

Aww, I hope Billie will take good care of Gary. He seemed like the perfect dog for Carrie Fisher to own.

That’s why it was so funny. It’s like a bad translation. Just very unexpected.

In most versions, that story is called “The Green Ribbon”, or “The Red Ribbon”, or similar. It’s kinda uncool to give away the plot twist in the title, it would be like M Night Shamalam etc calling his movie “The Kid That Sees A Dead Psychiatrist”

Totally serious! Poor Jenny, I suppose. I loved that story for some reason. My dad was weirded out by me bringing him the book of scary stories and asking to be read that one again and again.

SOMEONE UNTIE THAT RIBBON ON KIM K!

I related to the forever-single article so much because I’m going through something similar but I totally agree; this is a weird follow up to such a personal piece. She clearly doesn’t relate to the CNN article but chimed in anyway and it seems unnecessary and a little mean spirited. Why shit on advice that’s just…

I was wondering when someone would point out the irony of the #forevealone author snarking on LTR couples who have to schedule sex.

Wishful Drinking is still on HBO Go. It’s time well spent.

They’re all great. I’d probably start with Postcards. She’s a fantastic writer. So witty and sarcastic. Carrie Fisher has forever been my idol, from Princess to Feminist to Badass.

*high five* for “nuclear Wintour”. Excellent wordplay. And may we be so lucky.

December’s cover is Michelle, her third. So I do think it’s a bit of a middle finger to the upcoming administration.

‘I mean, it’s good she cares about napkins, crystal, dinner plates with gilded edges to the point of over the top, and abundant flower arrangements.

Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…

Exactly.

To be fair, he totally is. Why pretend otherwise?

OK, how many male DJs have EVER created as much of their own music as she has?? I thought so. Mm-hm. Brosephines, take a seat.