Listen to The Message

I recently discovered a horror podcast that isn’t fictional investigative journalism, but more like found footage about a lost group of researchers in the Arctic called the White Vault. It has a similar slow build as the PNWS/PWA podcasts. It’s in the middle of S1 and the story is still developing, but every episode…

These are great! And because I’m an idiot I thought the black tapes was real for a good 1-1.5 episodes, which just goes to show how convincing it is!

Have you tried Homecoming? It’s Oscar Isaac, Catherine Keener, David Schwimmer, Amy Sedaris - it’s not a long one either but well done, I thought.

Limetown! (if you haven’t already.)

This is the podcast episode that was probably the coolest one I heard all year. The Truth’s “Dark End of the Mall”.

I came here just to post how good that TJ’s bag is. The strap size is perfect. It’s big enough to hold a lot of items and folds up tightly. It’s colorful and fun! Totally worth the $3!

That’s one of my favorite bags as well.

Yeah, we do the same thing. Once you get in the habit it’s pretty easy to remember to bring the bags out to the car and use them as intended.

I suggest something along the lines of “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAROLD IF YOU’RE GOING TO RAM HIS REAR END YOU COULD AT LEAST BUY HIM DINNER FIRST”.

No horseradish? It’s a bold strategy, Cotton...

People have been waiting for the death of the Nintendo console since 1996. Rest assured, after the nuclear apocalypse, the cockroaches will be playing the latest Nintendo console.

I laughed at the Switch and awaited its failure, going so far as to call it Nintendo’s nail in the coffin. I was sure we’d see a PS4 of Xbox Zelda within a few years as Nintendo left the hardware business to focus on developing.

The pessimist regards fudge that doesn’t set as a failed batch of fudge. The optimist regards it as a successful batch of ice cream topping.

My wife just made penuche fudge yesterday. We beat the hell out of it till it lost the sheen and we tried to get it into the glass pan but it set up too quickly.

Omg this is my family with pralines.

We just called it “spoon fudge” ... can’t let something like that go to waste!

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

The water might be treated, but the holding tank in your basement/apartment complex could be full of nasty shit.

I think I’ll err on the side of caution with that one and just buy a $0.99 jug of water to use