I don’t feel sorry for her. Not in the least.

Lol I actually hate celery but some people like it I guess.

(I’m sure it’s a good idea for someone who isn’t as lukewarm about celery as me. I’ll eat it. Grudgingly.)

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.

Whatever the fuck he considers himself, he’s a patronizing dickhead who has appeared in yellowface. He can fuck right off.

Fellow old.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I’ve got one too and the seatbelt holes are the achilles heel indeed.

I’ve got one too and the seatbelt holes are the achilles heel indeed.

Ms. Cole made it possible for my big ass to slip on something that made me WANT to go swimming...and for THAT...I will be FOREVER grateful!

Haven’t had that experience...yet. But I do have this cover. The surface is a bit slick/shiny. The dog seems to slide around a bit more than when just on the upholstery, especially when hopping in. Not sure how it compares to leather but I’d suggest one with a softer fabric that they’ll stick to more.

Haven’t had that experience...yet. But I do have this cover. The surface is a bit slick/shiny. The dog seems to…

I’ve only ever had beef Wellington once. It was at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant at the Paris hotel in Las Vegas, which is an upscale place. I was assured the cuisine there was top-notch.

I throw a baked potato in the oven and go on vacation!

Ok, I stand corrected. That would stun me.

Not true! I looked at a “stunning” house that was sinking diagonally into the ground. None of the windows would open since the structure wasn’t square anymore, despite the owners paying $40,000 to pump concrete under the house. And THAT explained why the place was in my price range!

That makes sense. I was imagining someone opening blister packaging. Sometimes scissors are better and sometimes a knife, but the packaging is always sharper than whatever you used to open it.

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I always recommend pre-prepping/measuring things when you want to be able to throw things together sans brain activity. Sometimes I prep ahead containers of veggies so I can make easy omelettes, too.

Humm is right up the road in Bend, their flavors are all pretty solid. GT (Synergy) is pretty available, I think they overdo the ginger but overally not bad. Their mango, strawberry, and trilogy (raspberry, lemon, ginger) flavors are regulars for me. Kevita (tart cherry) and Brew Dr. (Love) are a couple others. If…

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