My favorite slow cooker is the one my neighbor gave me when he was moving out.

My favorite slow cooker is the one my neighbor gave me when he was moving out.

MEANWHILE IN GEN 6:

Yeah, at the end of the day, I’m still going for the canned shit ‘official’ pumpkin or not, because I’m not going to be taking a ton of time to cook down a raw squash/pumpkin, then puree it, then go through all the additional steps to make it into a pie. I say crack open a can of ‘mystery squash’ and knock off the…

I like the sarcastic approach.

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

The Crabby Wallet -- My Kickstarter version lasted over a year, on my 2nd one now. Small, holds everything I need, only $15. I use a canvas one, but there are more professional versions available.

The Crabby Wallet -- My Kickstarter version lasted over a year, on my 2nd one now. Small, holds everything I need,…

I mean, Dew has soul, but it’s not a spirit.

thanks for the advice! I am also a sweaty lady and I’ll cross the gender-deodorant divide for magic.

Thank you for this. I am a Sweaty Betty and on the hunt for something that actually works.

oh my God. why has it never even occurred to me to do this?? I go back & forth on whether or not I should use “clinical strength” deodorants, without ever even once giving men’s stuff a try.

Pot-lucks, anyone? We do it all the time, with the simple rule: bring something that you would like to eat yourself. Then, if there’s nothing you like, it’s your own damned fault...

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Side boob for me means...my boob has fallen into my armpit because I laid down on my back. I feel as though only very young women with dense breasts, or women with augmentation, are able to have that kind of rounded side boob that this suit calls for.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

.....or you ironed and ate a sock?

Many years ago. I was incredibly stoned while staying a ridiculous hotel in Seattle. We had arrived a day early for a cruise, and I wanted to be pampered before I spent a week on a boat - which meant a full body high, a burger that would make God weep, and a Cherry Icee from BK. Because I wanted this to last, I made…

seriously thats what i wanted. We didnt do that because the wife vetoed that shit LOL