Nope! They rent out DVDs and Blu-rays and have a projector for weekly themed movie nights for $5 a ticket.

And she gave them all her patented pinky thrust.

A couple friends just opened one up in the town I used to live in. It looks great and it's getting pretty popular. (I was just being glib.)

For Space Easter?

lol wtf is a video store

We can control that with medication.

"You'll laugh, you'll cry. Xanderpuss' Chode this fall on NBC."

In that case, I hope the next upgrade requires the input of a creative hashtag every time a user wants to watch a show or movie.

That's the reboot we need.

We all need more vespene gas, tbh

I'll only accept this if Ignatiy reviews Брат 2 in his piece.

It'll be ninety minutes of her being carried from scene to scene on a couch.

They don't allow you to have bees on there.

It could be the first Batsuit with assless chaps.

The Kraft conspiracy continues…

It's that tangy zip…of Miracle Whip.

Not free-range?! You monster!

It is. It was satire last time Godbot did this and presumably will be the next time.

Rarely a good idea, in my experience.

They've fallen right into your trap.