I wouldn’t expect much from a developer that can’t use a hard c correctly.

My first time in Vegas, I’m drunk as fuck playing $5 blackjack - pair of kings? Fuck it, i’ll split ‘em. Everybody starts freaking out, so I tell them, “i had this game on windows, i’ll totally break even”. Everybody rolls their eyes, one lady gets up to find another table, and then I break even. I was there for the…

You keep using this word jabroni, and it’s...awesome.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

Totally. It’s “konsolation,” dammit.

Mortal Kombat X is really great. But, unfortunately, only on console.

Nah. MK9 was legit awesome. And I say that as someone who really struggled to like anything after MK3.

she died doing what she loved

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

i must say — throughout the whole process of editing this piece, which i think is really wonderful, it did not occur to me that “was it raped” (which of course is the title, the lede and the center of this) was being asked of anyone but the writer

Well, she does have some right to frame her own experiences, no? I hope you didn’t break off the relationship based on this story alone.

*Kontent

You know what man, I’m thinking they’ll be the “extra” ones we have to pay for outside of the kombat pack. Cheeses me off, but I’m still gonna do it because we share the same vice :/

If Oscar Isaac isn’t going to be mine then I don’t want to see him with anyone other than Gary.

Best Quality: The Elder’s jacket. So murder him in the face and be the most stylish person in the Commonwealth.

You take that back.

Are your “liberal” friends the secretly racist kind? Or are they trying to troll the GOP?

You need at least two stars in Science to pull that claim off :D