My condolences to his cousin Marvin.

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

I am still trying to wrap my head around how many Trump supporters, who essentially voted for White Hate ideology, have contact and care in some part with Children of color. One of the scariest parts to all of this. I can’t imagine how Sandra Bullock must have felt seeing this side of her husband and knowing he was…

Usually a man’s daughters, sisters and mothers are exempt from the stud/slut dichotomy. But agreed re: douchenozzle.

I’ve always liked Sandra Bullock but I kinda side-eyed her for marrying this guy. Not because he’s a cheating cheater, obviously that is 100% his fault, but because he’s a white supremacist.

I’m not sure about KVD, but my BFF used to date an employee at West Coast Choppers and she said that there was a constant stream of women coming and going out of office (closed door, of course).

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

I guess I had one of those. I like to call it my practice marriage.

Didn’t he also have a spectacularly large cheating scandal with Kat Von D, his girlfriend post-Bullock? Like, yes, cheating does happen sometimes and both men and women do it. But if you are serially cheating on the women in your life, and putting more effort into building lavish killing machines (which, who knew…

Or parents could use the patented Artless Parents method, wherein the child wears underwear of their favorite characters and are then shamed relentlessly for soiling on She-Ra or the Care Bears.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

The Disney alligator attack smugness was so bizarre. Like yeah, they posted a sign that said don’t swim but there’s a difference between “Don’t swim, you could drown!” and “You will get eaten alive by a fucking alligator.”

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Right thats how I’ve been greeting pals:

Also trampolines.

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.