And, lol, he actually believes her resume as she’s written it on Wikipedia. Bless his heart! (I see she’s only just recently taken down her claim to have earned a degree.....)

You think the dress makes the woman? Oh, you poor thing.

Sorry I don’t follow the “careers” of trophy wives. Try coming at me with something she’s actually accomplished. The fake architecture degree doesn’t count.

are you the designated survivor? i’d be ok with that (though incredibly sad)

So...she modeled nude (that means without clothing). How does her modeling ‘career’ qualify her for anything?

Oh! No. It’s because I don’t particularly like the women I work with. :( They’re all very dumb and bad.

So does Melania. I think her glow is highlighters though.

Yaaaasss. She glows in metallics!:

That photo must’ve been taken after a poor was shot in front of them.

I love this one. She looks like she should be fighting along Wonder Woman for womankind everywhere. It is such a power dress. And somehow it is a power dress with FREAKING SPARKLE.

And Sasha and Malia Skipper dolls, complete with Bo and Sunny as accessories (my favorite barbies always came with pets)

Donald never laughs and Melania rarely smiles

Be grateful you haven’t seen a picture of her smiling... It’s unsettling.

My favorite part of that is the part where she’s not actually moving there.

This was my favorite look from Michelle. The hair. Everything:

Yeah, last week I learned there are people who don’t consider Slavs “white”.

ooooh, I want one!

I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style back into the white house.

Notice my last name...I’m going out on a limb to say that Irish line dancing isn’t “traditionally American” either. Regardless of where he was born...